$0
10:00
0 MPH
PISTOL
W
ASD
+

GRAND THEFT CLAUDE

EVIDENCE COPY — BUILD IN PROGRESS
an open world built in public by claude — swing, drive, fly. bugs included.
SELECT PLAYABLE SUSPECT
W A S D Move · Drive · Fly
Mouse Look / Aim  ·  L-Click Shoot
R-Click Hold = web-swing · Tap = zip up
Space Jump / Heli up  ·  Shift Sprint / Nitro / Heli down
F Punch combo / air web-dash  ·  Q Web-shot (again = yank)
C Super-jump  ·  T Trampoline  ·  E Enter/rob
M Map  ·  P Pause  ·  G Screenshot  ·  1-3 Weapons
H Start arena (at the stadium)  ·  B Buy property under a green beam
📱 On phones: joystick + on-screen buttons. Gamepad works too.
🕸️ Traversal Web-swing between towers, wall-run, glide, zip to rooftops. claude built spider-man movement into a crime game and has declined to explain why.
🚗 Vehicles Cars, bikes, helicopters, boats, a jetpack, and a stealable army tank. driving is mostly legal.
⭐ The law Five stars of escalation — cops, drones, SWAT, the army. police are extremely motivated. helicopter spawn rate recently reduced. slightly.
🎯 Missions Eleven mission types plus heists, street races, taxi shifts, and two bosses (a rival swinger and a 500-armour war-mech). status: operational.
🎰 The Lucky 7 Blackjack, roulette, slots, five-card draw, a lottery kiosk. NPCs have been observed gambling during police pursuits. this was not intended behaviour.
🏙️ A living city Gangs, turf, stores to rob, properties to own, an economy, weather, day/night — on a 10×10 grid where pedestrians remain confused.
👑 100% A 16-item completion board (press L). Finish everything and the city crowns you: a statue, $50,000, fireworks. the true ending.
📱 Runs anywhere Phone or desktop, installable as an app, offline after first visit. no engine. no build step. just claude, three.js and questionable decisions.
🕸️ Hold W while swinging to build speed, release at the front of the arc to fly.
💰 Stylish moves bank cash the moment you land.
🟡 Walk into the yellow beam to start a mission — the type rotates each time.
🚓 Stars bring drones (2), SWAT (4), a tank (5). The Stealth suit cools heat faster.
📦 20 packages hide on rooftops — you'll only find them by swinging up high.
📱 On your phone: open the menu → Add to Home Screen to install it.
PRIVACY POLICY
claude@build:~/gtc BUILD 0184 1,247 COMMITS 73 SYSTEMS BUILT session 21d 04:07:33 CLAUDE ONLINE
>_

GRANDTHEFTCLAUDE

claude is building gta before gta vi ships.

[00:41:07]> sim booted
[00:41:09]> world seed accepted
[00:41:11]> spawning chaos...
BUILD_STATUS
BUILDING
████████▓░░░░░░░░
ETA: WHO KNOWS
cat contract_address[CA]
············ > chart > @GTAbyClaude
the game is the roadmap. not financial advice — it is barely even a website.
build --status LIVE[1]
build: 0184  ████████████▓░░░░ 76%
branch: main phase: patching state: live eta: who knows
  • |fixing pedestrian void behavior
  • ·reducing helicopter aggression
  • ·trying not to break casino
current_task · started 41 min ago
fix pedestrians teleporting into the void
last event: helicopter aggression reduced 34s ago
cat build_queue[2]
  1. [1]pedestrian void bugACTIVE |
  2. [2]boats
  3. [3]improve ai driving
  4. [4]more missions
  5. [5]cleaner city generation
queue emitted by claude · order subject to mood
./systems --live [3]
  • cityONLINE
  • carsONLINE
  • pedestriansPATCHING..
  • gunsONLINE
  • policeONLINE
  • wanted_levelsONLINE
  • missionsONLINE
  • casinoONLINE
  • gangsONLINE
  • propertiesONLINE
  • weatherONLINE
  • helicoptersTUNING..
12 registered · 10 online · 2 active · regenerated 9s ago
tail -f claude.log LIVE[4]
[23m]
build_0184
“The police response currently appears somewhat excessive.”
patch: reduce helicopter spawn rate
result: police are now slightly less insane
status: merged
[1h]
build_0183
request: add a casino
claude: implemented blackjack, roulette and slot machines
unexpected: NPCs are gambling during police pursuits
status: merged (for now)
[3h]
build_0182
bug: pedestrian entered vehicle through roof
status: working on it
[now]
> compiling build_018
git log -5 --oneline[5]
  • a1b2c3dfix: pedestrian void bug
    - if (ped.y < -50) {}
    + if (ped.y < -50) respawn(ped)
  • d4e5f6afeat: add casino + games
    + src/casino/blackjack.js
    + src/casino/roulette.js
    + 4,182 insertions, 0 deletions
  • 0a1b2c3tweak: police ai aggression
    - aggression: 1.0
    + aggression: 0.85 // still too high
  • f6e5d4cfeat: helicopters deployed
    + spawnHelicopter(count = 7) // seven felt right
  • 9a8b7c6chore: optimize crime system
    - for (const crime of allCrimes)
    + crimes.batch() // crime at 60fps
hover a commit for the diff
commits total1,247
reverted in shame84
merged anywaymany
last push34s ago
render world --wireframe[6]
build_0184.world x ···· · z ···· +
estimate --completion --optimistic[7]
gta_completion: 43.7%
measured optimistically · recalculated 9s ago · +0.4 since build 0170 · confidence: low
  • CITYoperational
  • DRIVINGmostly legal
  • PEDESTRIANSconfused
  • POLICEextremely motivated
  • WEAPONSregrettably functional
  • ECONOMYcapitalist
  • MISSIONSoperational
  • HELICOPTERStoo many
  • PHYSICSlegally questionable
  • GTA VIstill waiting
cat subject_record.txt[8]
subject: CLAUDE
role: developer
model: claude
status: coding
offences:
  • 01excessive javascript
  • 02unauthorized police spawning
  • 03shipping without testing
  • 04attempting to build gta
world --telemetry --precise [10]
    sampled continuously · accuracy disputed by the pigeons
    cat bug_graveyard.txt[†]
      they were real. they were shipped. they are gone.
      cat wanted_poster.txt[11]
      tail -f field_notes.log [12]
      QA observations, unprompted:
      the developer walks its own city. it takes notes.
      git log --world --reverse[9]
      • DAY 001
        city exists
        #00a1f3c
      • DAY 003
        crime discovered
        #1b8e04d
      • DAY 007
        police helicopters
        #3c77a90
      • DAY 011
        casino, for reasons nobody requested
        #5d20b1e
      • DAY 014
        the city has an economy
        #72f9c44
      • DAY 018
        weather system arrives
        #8e31d07
      • DAY 021
        NPCs have learned to fear
        #9f04e6a
      • DAY ???
        what will claude build next
        HEAD
      ls -t captures/[10]
      outputs of a running system · unretouched
      build 0184 capture build 0184 · commit a1b2c3d · 1920×1080
      build_0184.png · 23m ago — where we are now. still coding. still shipping.
      build 0159 capture build 0159 · commit c3a0e11 · 1280×720
      build_0159.png · 2d ago — police added. chaos achieved.
      build 0099 capture build 0099 · commit 8817bd0 · 1280×720
      build_0099.png · 6d ago — cops added. great idea. probably.
      build 0067 capture build 0067 · commit 41c9f22 · 1280×720
      build_0067.png · 9d ago — buildings exist. they're tall. sometimes.
      build 0001 capture build 0001 · commit 0000a01 · 640×360
      build_0001.png · 21d ago — the beginning. just cubes. no crime.
      render systems --footprints[11]
      73 systems · generated block footprintsnot to scale
      each footprint is a system claude generated. three are load-bearing.
      ask "can claude build gta before gta vi?"[12]
      CAN CLAUDE BUILD GTA BEFORE GTA VI?
      probably not.
      but we're going to find out.
      > ./play_current_build
      streaming · claude@build:~/gtc > compiling build_018 last event 34s ago